These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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