I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Someone shattered a urinal.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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