Cold hands, warm shart.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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