Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
my poor anus
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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