My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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