Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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