when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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