We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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