I can't watch pbs sober anymore
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Randomize
