Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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