Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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