I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Randomize
