I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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