But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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