yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Randomize
