I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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