I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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