Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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