I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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