I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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