4 words: hood of his car
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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