i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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