hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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