i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
should my penis look like a turkey
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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