She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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