Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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