physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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