Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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