physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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