Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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