sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
how can u be prego again
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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