Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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