Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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