So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
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