so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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