I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Just high enough for therapy.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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