she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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