This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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