Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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