Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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