I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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