but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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