no, he came in my armpit
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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