so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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