fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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