Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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