He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
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