There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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