so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
smell my finger.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
my poor anus
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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