I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
So much rum. So many feels.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
The ass gains better be worth it
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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