I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
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