I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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